We are gonna need a bigger boat

There are many things dear readers that I am willing to hold my hands up and say “yeah sure I … More

Gardening goddess

Happy Friday! So yes I am back again! You will be pleased to know that I got out of bed, … More

Stay-away-cation

So first of all, a massive thank you to my readers keeping this blog going 2 years today! Amazing, I … More

Return of the Spinster

Good morning, welcome back. It’s been a while enit. I hope we are allllllll staying indoors and taking care of … More

Cats, Beds and Kanye West

Sunday’s, I love them. Sunday’s are the only day of the week I can justify doing fuck all. Wanna sit … More

Slimy, steaming, stinking blob of bad luck

Im gathering you all here today because I want to discuss the sheer magnitude of how far my bad luck … More

UTTERLY UNREALISTICALLY, UNOBTAINABLE EXPECTATIONS OF ONESELF

Oh my god, January 2019. I started it off with a BIG lifestyle change. Armed with only positive vibes and … More

The Horizontal Christmas Tree

Well, 1 millions ciggies, approximately 8 mental breakdowns and a horizontal Christmas tree brings me to this weeks blog. I’ve … More