We are gonna need a bigger boat

There are many things dear readers that I am willing to hold my hands up and say “yeah sure I…

Gardening goddess

Happy Friday! So yes I am back again! You will be pleased to know that I got out of bed,…

Stay-away-cation

So first of all, a massive thank you to my readers keeping this blog going 2 years today! Amazing, I…

Return of the Spinster

Good morning, welcome back. It’s been a while enit. I hope we are allllllll staying indoors and taking care of…

The First BBQ Of Summer

“I don’t know why the chicken cooked so fast” I said as I looked down at the charcoal lumps of…

Cats, Beds and Kanye West

Sunday’s, I love them. Sunday’s are the only day of the week I can justify doing fuck all. Wanna sit…

Slimy, steaming, stinking blob of bad luck

Im gathering you all here today because I want to discuss the sheer magnitude of how far my bad luck…